• Levi Johnston Will Fight Bristol Palin in Public (Where Else?)

    levi-johnston-bristol-palinLevi Johnston is suing his former girlfriend Bristol Palin for custody of their one-year-old son Tripp Sasquatch Carhartt Doohickey Johnston-Palin, in court, because Bristol was all UGH and then Levi was all OMG and then Bristol was all WHATEVER and then Levi took off his clothes for Playgirl, which is so typical of kids these days.

    The point is, a judge in Alaska has ruled that the juicy proceedings must be made public, just like Levi's bottom…

    Bristol Palin sought to have the case sealed from the public, arguing that would be in Tripp's best interest. She asked for a gag order so no one could talk about it. She wanted all filings to be under the pseudonyms Jane and John Doe. [...]

    Johnston fought to allow the custody matter to unfold in public, saying in a sworn statement that doing so would help put everyone on best behavior. He noted that [Bristol's attorney Thomas] Van Flein also represents Sarah Palin.

    "I know that public scrutiny will simplify this matter and act as a check against anyone's need to be overly vindictive, aggressive or malicious, not that Bristol would ever be that way, nor that I would. But her mother is powerful, politically ambitious and has a reputation for being extremely vindictive," Johnston said in his affidavit. "So, I think a public case might go a long way in reducing Sarah Palin's instinct to attack."

    What a terrible family tragedy.

    Apparently Levi Johnston has never met his son's grandmother.

    Tags: Bristol Palin, Levi Johnston, Sarah Palin, Tripp Johnston-Palin


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