* Mr. Nine eleven forgot that nine eleven nine elevened on nine eleven!!9!!!11!!!!
* GOP, to Michael Steele: "Please stop." Michael Steele, to GOP: "Shut up." America, to itself: "Sigh."
* The U.S. shed 85,000 jobs last month, because our economy eats green shoots and leaves.
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