From the Pork Barrel: Forgetting 9/11, Remembering the Garlic

* Mr. Nine eleven forgot that nine eleven nine elevened on nine eleven!!9!!!11!!!!

* GOP, to Michael Steele: "Please stop." Michael Steele, to GOP: "Shut up." America, to itself: "Sigh."

* The U.S. shed 85,000 jobs last month, because our economy eats green shoots and leaves.

* You loved his goat-fucking turn on The Colbert Report. Now Erick Erickson stars in a new comedy called "Internet Petition," also featuring Mitt Romney and Chuck Norris.

* Speaking of vampires (and werewolves): Councilman Jim Ramsey of Lawndale, California has become a minor sensation for saying that thing about the garlic, but he wasn't being serious. Or… was he?

Tags: 9/11, California, Chuck Norris, Economy, Erick Erickson, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Michael Steele, Michelle Malkin, Mitt Romney, Pork Barrel, Republicans, Rudy Giuliani, Unemployment