On last night's Daily Show, Jon Stewart reported that bailed-out Wall Street financial institutions have been doling out bonuses as high as eight figures. And I know that's shocking, but it's important to remember that those employees will in turn spend those bonuses and that money will help rejuvenate struggling industries. The unicorn sex-slave industry is already poised to have its first positive quarter in years.
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