If You Want to Help Haiti, Please, Don't Give Pat Robertson a Handjob

You know, lots of people claim that they wanna make a difference in the world, but how many of them actually make the genuine effort to follow through on their convictions?

Be one of those people who actually contribute to the world. Do something! Don't give Pat Robertson a handjob…

Our old friend Sara is, as usual, the best.

Of course, another less direct way of helping is by donating to The Red Cross on their site, or by texting HAITI to 90999 on your cell phone, which will quickly and easily donate $10 for you and charge it to your cell phone bill, where you probably won't even notice its addition. Those tiny little donations are really adding up!

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