The GOP's Newest Barack Obama Is Related to Barack Obama

Uh oh. Genealogists in New England just dug another skeleton out of President Obama's closet…

Reporting from Washington – President Obama has found another long-lost cousin: Scott Brown, the Republican state senator from Massachusetts who won the Senate seat long held by the late Sen. Edward M. Kennedy.

The president and the senator-elect are 10th cousins, according to the New England Historic Genealogical Society.

Wow. So, not only is he related to a sociopathic torture-maven who shoots people in the face, but now a truck-driving pornographer who tries to auction his daughters off on television.

The GOP is gonna have a field day with this one in 2012.