• "Biggest Dick" Denied Job as Diplomat

    And that's when you read this thing

    Despite having served for years as a distinguished Pakistani diplomat, Akbar Zeb reportedly cannot receive accreditation as Pakistan's ambassador to Saudi Arabia.

    The reason, apparently, has nothing to do with his credentials, and everything to do with his name — which, in Arabic, translates to "biggest dick"

    Looks like the current ambassador, Monstrous Vagina, will have to remain in place for at least a little while longer. (Which is a shame because, diplomatically speaking, he really kind of stinks.)

    This guy shouldn't feel too bad, though. These diplomacy jobs are so political. In the end, they have very little to do with genuine merit and so much more to do with who has the akbar zeb.

    Tags: Pakistan, Saudi Arabia


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