• I Can't Wait to Find Out What David Paterson's Non-Scandal Isn't

    David Paterson's office is denying rumors that the New York governor is planning to resign following a hugely unimportant sex non-scandal that isn't not currently about to not break.

    I'm sorry, but that's really the most concise way to explain this

    New York Gov. David Paterson's office made the rounds to major news outlets Monday to shoot down rumors the governor is planning to step down in the wake of a "bombshell" New York Times story about to be published that is so scandalous he can't politically survive it.

    The governor is reportedly expected to do an interview with the Times on Tuesday, but his staff insists there's no there there.

    So, there's nothing for Paterson to discuss with the New York Times, and that's what he's presumably planning to tell them when he sits down to discuss things with them? I don't know about you, but I'm putting my money on there being a there there.

    What is the deal with Albany? I had no idea that place was such pit of debaucherous.You'd never guess it from actually being in the town. When you're actually sitting in that place, you feel like you're where Happiness goes to nurse its sorrows at an Applebee's bar.

    Tags: David Paterson, Elliot Spitzer, New York, Scandalgate, Sex


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