Our David Paterson Penis Story Is in the Mail

Our friend Sara Benincasa — whom some of you might know as "The Other Sarah Palin" — had a late night exchange with NYT writer Marc Ambinder, via Twitter, after he reported that our David Paterson red meat was being held off until Thursday.

Understandably perturbed, she initially wrote…

Where the HELL is my David Paterson fuckstory, @nytimes?!?! Just tell us he fingerbangs cavebears, and the Klan. #jesus

Which she followed with…

@marcambinder Marc, I'm going to be honest. If I don't get my Valentine in the form of a Paterson cock bombshell, I'm giving up on you.

To which, Ambinder responded…

@SaraJBenincasa I'll do my best

So, there you have it. New York Times journalist Marc Ambinder is working on a "Paterson cock bombshell," and we all have Sara to thank.

Thanks, Sara. I'll think of you every time I see David Paterson's cock in print.

Tags: David Paterson, New York Times, Sara Benincasa, Scandalgate, Sex, Twitter