Wedding Bells Are in the Air for John Edwards and That Lady with Whom He Was Cheating on His Wife

The National Enquirer — which has yet to drop the ball on any of this John Edwards stuff — has another big and joyous announcement today…

John Edwards has proposed to his mistress Rielle Hunter, and is buying a luxury $3.5 million beachfront home where they can live happily ever after with their love child, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively…

"John dropped the proposal bomb on Rielle shortly before he issued his statement" that he was indeed Frances' father, a close source divulged… "John has said that when his divorce is final, he'll buy her a diamond ring. But in the meantime, he's getting them a house."

Aw. It's so much like a fairy tale I can hardly believe it!

I mean, like, the old ones. Before Walt Disney cleaned them up and took out all the sex tape and wife-hitting stuff.

Tags: John Edwards, National Enquirer, Rielle Hunter, Scandalgate