Michael Savage: Sarah Palin Is Dolly Parton So Therefore She Will Not Ever Be President (or Something)
Look. There are three undeniable obvious facts that every American are undoubtedly true…
1) The world was created over the course of about a week, 6000 years ago.
2) Snowstorms in February are definitive proof that Climate Change is a hoax invented by Al Gore.
3) Sarah Palin will be the next President of the United States.
So, why is right-right-right-right-wing radio host Michael Savage suddenly saying that if the GOP gives her the nomination it will ensure a second term for Barack Obama?
I feel like I'm being hustled somehow? Like, while I was busy trying to make sense of that clip from his show, Savage and Palin were, like, dropping bombs on New England Dr. Strangelove-style.
Does Boston still exist? Does anybody know? Something just doesn't feel right.
Tags: Barack Obama, Men and Women, Michael Savage, Music, Republicans, Sarah Palin