New Hampshire State Congressperson Is the Martin Luther King Mixed with Albert Einstein of Homophobes

For the longest time now, I've been asking people who are opposed to Marriage Equality for one actual decent argument against it.

Finally! New Hampshire state Rep. Nancy Elliott — who is working extra hard to get gay people's rights taken away in her home state — has gotten around to coming up with the most irrefutable-est argument ever.

Get ready to have your gay socks blown off your gay feet, gays…

"We're talking about taking the penis of one man and putting it in the rectum of another man and wriggling it around in excrement. And you have to think, I'm not sure, would I allow that to be done to me?"

Good luck trying to come back from that one, gay people! (Spoiler Alert: You won't be able to.)

(via Joe My God)