Donald Trump — obviously concerned that his reputation remains in too pristine standing after several years of self-mocking reality television and Oreo commercials — has decided that the time has come for him to wade into the Climate Change debate…
"With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore," the tycoon told members of his Trump National Golf Club in Westchester in a recent speech.
I had a hard time choosing between these three punchlines, so I leave it to you to choose your own.
* I'm not sure what's done more to make this guy a modern icon of America: his outspokenness or his unthinkiness.
* That Donald Trump is embracing Climate Change denialism should come as a surprise to no one. He's been an outspoken advocate of Hairline Change denialism since forever.
* Say what you will about this guy's views on environmentalism, but his ideas for combating deforestation are ingenious. All we need now is a tractor big enough to perform the comb-over.
Tags: Al Gore, Climate Change, Donald Trump, Nobel Prize, Weather