• CPAC Speaker Achieves New Heights in Racism-Inspired Comedy

    Thanks a lot, comedians. Your hard work trying these many decades to make us laugh was much appreciated, but we simply won't be needing you anymore.

    Because now we've got Jason Mattera, and I'm afraid that the rest of you are just superfluous…

    In a panel appealing to conservatives under 30, Jason Mattera, author of a forthcoming book called "Obama Zombies: How the Liberal Machine Brainwashed My Generation," likened the gathering to "our Woodstock."

    "Except that unlike the last gathering, our women are beautiful, we speak in complete sentences and our notion of freedom doesn’t consist of snorting cocaine," he said, "which is certainly one thing that separates us from Barack Obama."

    Hahahaha hoohoohoohoo heeheheehe. A cultural reference of some timeliness! Please do go on, Mr. Mattera…

    He then mocked what he described, with a Chris Rock voice, as "diversity," including, he said, college classes on "cyber feminism" and "what it means to be a feminist new black man."

    Ahahahahahaha!!! Yes! Stick it to "diversity" in an oddly quasi-racist Michael Scott awkward manner! Go on! You're on a roll! You can't lose!

    Can we save our generation from Obama zombies, he asked. He answered himself by borrowing the president’s campaign slogan: "Yes, my brothahs and sistahs. Yes we can!"

    Tehehehehehe!!! Hahahahahahaha!! Hohohohohohohoho!

    Now sing "Mammy!"

    Tags: CPAC, Racism


About Us

Comedy Central's Indecision is the network's digital hub for news, politics and other jokes: we're here, we're everywhere. We're not affiliated with any television show. We're affiliated with ourselves.