Dick Cheney showed up at CPAC?! What?! Let me catch my breath! I can't! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! I can't breathe! I can't breathe!
No, seriously, I'm being waterboarded! Somebody help me!
Former Vice President Dick Cheney just made a surprise appearance at CPAC after his daughter, Liz Cheney, finished her speech.
The crowd went wild, standing up and cheering for several minutes before he began talking. One man yelled, "Four more years!"
"Knock it off!" Cheney said. "A welcome like that is almost enough to make me want to run for office again. But I'm not gonna do it."
Oh, to be dangerously self-serving, delusional and in love… Sigh…
Update: Here's some spine-tingling footage of the incident…
Tags: CPAC, Dick Cheney, Liz Cheney