• Rookie Sen. Scott Brown Wins the Gold Medal in "Politicizing the Tragedy Prize"

    The good news is that brand-new, fresh-from-the-factory Massachusetts Sen. Scott Brown is already easing quite nicely into his roll as modern Republican legislator.

    The bad news is that brand-new, fresh-from-the-factory Massachusetts Sen. Scott Brown is already easing quite nicely into his roll as modern Republican legislator

    Given the big news story of the day, host Neil Cavuto opened by asking for his thoughts on Joseph Stack crashing into an Austin IRS office building.

    After initially recognizing the tragedy and showing feeling for the families affected by the tragedy, Brown immediately connected the anger and frustration that fueled his election to Senate to the tragic events that unfolded in Texas earlier that day.

    Wow! That's some impressive work! Not only does he achieve the incredibly difficult Turn Man's Airplane Suicide into Personal Political Gain maneuver, but he gained style points for "showing feeling for the families"! And for a freshman congressperson?!  Simply amazing!

    Mark my words: This guy is going places in the GOP.


    Tags: Fox, Joseph Andrew Stack, Neil Cavuto, Scott Brown

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