President Obama's Health Care Proposal: Now on the Internet with the Rest of the LULZ

As part of his ongoing scheme to hide the details of health care reform behind media spin, President Obama has blogged his very own health care proposal at the WhiteHouse.gov internet website, also known as "4chan." And here she is!

Right away you will see that there are a lot of words in this proposal, which is alarming — as we've learned, there is a direct ratio between health care proposal word count and mandatory health care proposal-related outrage. Seriously, look at this thing. There are "X" titles in it, what is that about? He cannot even be bothered to use American counting?

Worst of all: where are the Republican ideas?

The president's new plan takes the Senate bill as its starting point and suggests a basket of changes.

The proposal doesn't incorporate any major Republican ideas that weren't already in the Senate bill, although aides have said the president is open to doing so.

Yes, but is he open to incorporating one of the biggest Republican ideas about health care reform?

You know, the one where we don't have health care reform?

Tags: Barack Obama, Health Care, Internet, Republicans