• A Merciful God Has Seen Fit to Keep Dick Cheney Healthy for Us All

    Former Vice President Dick Cheney — who has previously suffered somewhere between three and nineteen heart attacks — was hospitalized with chest pains yesterday.

    Whoa whoa whoa whoa! Don't panic. He appears to be in good condition

    Former Vice President Dick Cheney was "feeling good" a day after being hospitalized with chest pains, a source who spoke to Cheney said Tuesday…

    Cheney's doctors were evaluating his situation, a family source said. Another source said Cheney, 69, is up and in touch with his family and friends.

    Dr. Sanjay Gupta, CNN's chief medical correspondent, called Cheney's mobility "a good sign."

    It's such a load off  my mind to know that Vice President Cheney is "feeling good." It truly is "a good sign."

    With a little luck, he'll be up and back to hard-core petitioning for medieval torture practices by the end of the month. God willing.

    Tags: Dick Cheney, Health, Torture


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