• Paul Broun Is Making Me Type More Words About "Jersey Shore"

    Nnnngggghhhhh.

    Mmmwwwwffffffrrrrrhhh.

    Can't… resist… must… post… crazy man's… press release… about… health care bill…

    U.S. Representative Paul Broun, M.D. (GA-10) released the following statement [...]: "I don't know if we should be insulted or humored at the President's feeble attempts to incorporate Republican ideas into his latest health care proposal. Snookie, from the Jersey Shore, has more substance than President Obama's offer.

    "Instead of listening to the American people, the President has once again demonstrated his arrogance and ignorance about what the nation expects from its leaders. This is "The Situation," Mr. President: the American people do not want unconstitutional mandates and job-killing tax increases [etc etc]."

    Point one: It's Snooki.

    Point two: If Paul Broun really wanted to use Jersey Shore to pick a fight with the president, he'd man up, get drunk, punch a wall, cry a little, make out with Obama in a hot tub and forget the whole thing in the morning.


    Tags: Barack Obama, Health Care, New Jersey, Paul Broun, Republicans

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