• John Edwards Possibly Facing Federal Indictment, Glorious Political Comeback

    Could this be any more perfect? This story hit the internet…

    John Edwards to Be Indicted For Campaign Violations, According to Source

    The National Enquirer, the same tabloid that uncovered John Edward's affair and secret love child, is now reporting that a federal grand jury is about to indict Edwards… for possible campaign violations related to paying his mistress Rielle Hunter…

    An unnamed "friend" of Edwards tells the Enquirer, "John is terrified that he's going to be indicted. While he believes he's done nothing illegal in trying to hide his extramarital affair with Rielle and their daughter, he thinks the Feds are going to make an example of him."

    …on the very same day as this one…

    Ex-aide: Edwards Thinks He Can Come Back

    The former John Edwards aide whose recent tell-all book chronicles the former Democratic presidential candidate's extramarital affair and then fall from grace said Thursday that Mr. Edwards still believes he has a political future.

    "He still has a sense of being bulletproof," former aide Andrew Young told The Washington Times' "America's Morning News" radio show. "He thinks… he's going to come back and have something to offer the world."

    To be fair, we really shouldn't count Edwards out. I really do think he might "have something to offer the world."

    From what I understand, reality television is gonna get a lot bigger before it gets any smaller.


    Tags: Corruption, IRS, John Edwards, Money, Rielle Hunter, Scandalgate

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