So, you may be asking yourself: What's the proper ticket would a professional boxing/wrestling vampire presidential candidate who travels around the country on Greyhound buses to meet new teenage women on which to feast?
Apparently, it's the Republican ticket.
I'm not sure that's a good fit. Jonathan Sharkey seems like an obvious Libertarian to me. (Though, he's probably trying to distance himself from the crazies.)
And here is where the obvious Alan Keyes joke goes, I suppose.
Tags: Alan Keyes, Libertarian, Primaries, Republicans