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  • The Best Little Texas Moments on The Daily Show

    Mar 15, 2010 12:02 PM by Dennis DiClaudio | Comments:

    As you may have heard, Texas — in its infinite folksiness — has decided that it's had enough with east coast, liberal, egg head concepts like objectivity in education, real life, and not just doing whatever the fuck they want. So, its state Board of Education decided to go ahead and re-write history to de-emphasize communists like Thomas Jefferson, and super-emphasize patriots like Newt Gingrich.

    In celebration, we've decided to unload our collection of the best Daily Show messin' with Texas moments into this here ceiling while jumpin' around from leg to leg and yelpin' "Yeeehaaaw!" at the top of our lungs, as is our understanding of Texas culture that we have accurately gleaned from cartoons…

    August 17, 2004: Don't Mess With Don't Mess With Texas



    The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

    March 30, 2009: Borderline Cops



    May 9, 2005: No Child's Sweet Behind



    February 27, 2007: Loathe Thy Neighbor



    January 10, 2006: Ready, Willing and Cable



    March 15, 2005: Kill Phil



    September 27, 2005: Oil Vey!



    August 21, 2003: Runaway for the Border



    April 21, 2004: Comfortably Dumb



    September 26, 2005: Rita's Digest



    March 13, 2003: Death Row Disappointment




    Tags: Education, Jon Stewart, Texas, The Daily Show, Video
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Carly Fiorina's Follow-Up to the Demonic-Eyed Sheep Ad Is Pretty Much the Same But More So

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