ACORN Will Never Help Another Pimp, Rig Another Election or Do Whatever to the Census Again

At last, something for conservatives to celebrate during National Health Care Reform-Having Week…

The community organizing group ACORN announced Monday it is closing its operations amid falling revenues.

The announcement came a day after the board of the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now met and approved the steps required "to responsibly manage the process of bringing its operations to a close over the coming months," an ACORN statement read.

The group's remaining state affiliates and field offices will close by April 1, and a plan will be developed to pay its debts, the statement said.

You know what I'll miss most about ACORN? No, not the imaginary murders.

The cookies. I'll miss the delicious cookies.