Fox News was just covering some teabagging thing that's supposedly happening today on account of what important news that is, when they decided it was vitally important to interview SNL performer Victoria Jackson, who will be participating, to show just how grounded, normal, likable, and not-at-all-misinformed-and-willfully-ignorant your average teabagger is.
I really think she nailed it, don't you?
Jackson: I never did anything like this, but we have to, because the President's a communist.
Doocy: Now, he is not a communist…
Jackson: You might not say "communist," but I watch Glenn Beck, and he's taught me well. "Progressive" is the new word for "communist," but it's the same goal. It's government control of everything. And it's very obvious that Obama's trying to do that. I don't wanna brag, but I sorta called it before he was elected and I was on O'Reilly and I said he was a communist. I got a lot of hate mail, but I got some that said I was "prescient," which means "a prophet."
Yep. Totally nailed it. Totally, totally. I don't wanna brag, but I sorta knew she would. Because, you see, the Lord sent down an archangel to strike me with seven months of spasms, during which time I was made to only eat my own hair, which I interpreted to mean that Victoria Jackson would pretty much nail this Fox and Friends interview.
(via Little Green Footballs)
Tags: Barack Obama, Communism, Fox, Glenn Beck, Saturday Night Live, Steve Doocy, Tea Party, Victoria Jackson