President Lyndon B. Johnson, ording some lightweight slacks for the summer months over the telephone…
The crotch, down where your nuts hang, is always a little too tight. So when you make them up, give me an inch that I can let out there because they cut me. They're like riding a wire fence… See if you can't leave me about an inch from where the zipper — burp! — ends around under my– back to my bunghole.
Luckily, someone was smart enough to record important conversations like that. Otherwise, future generations of American nuts and bungholes would be doomed to uncivil discomfort.
(via Andrew Sullivan)
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