Oprah Winfrey Lands Interview with Cinematographer/Co-Star of the John Edwards Sex Tape

Oh. My. God!!!! Look at who Oprah Winfrey has scored for her super-serious, not-at-all gag-reflex-triggering show! I cannot wait for this interview to get out of my head and into my car (which is where I keep my my television)…

Oprah Winfrey has arranged for the first televised interview with Rielle Hunter, the woman with whom John Edwards admitted to having an extramarital affair.

According to The Associated Press, Ms. Winfrey’s company, Harpo Productions, announced Tuesday that Ms. Hunter — who has a 2-year-old daughter with Mr. Edwards — will appear on Ms. Winfrey’s talk show, though it did not specify a date. The interview would be Ms. Hunter’s first on television since the scandal broke.

Jeeze! I would love to watch that interview. But, unfortunately, I just remembered that I have a pre-existing appointment to jam a pencil into my eye and spiral it around in the socket until I pass out.

Oh, I know they "did not specify a date." But I have a pre-existing appointment to do that forever.

Tags: John Edwards, Oprah Winfrey, Rielle Hunter, Sex