• The Onion: China to Overtake U.S. as World's Biggest Asshole by 2020

    Being called a "pretty big" asshole will be a bitter pill to swallow, but somehow we'll just have to adjust

    According to a new report released Monday by a panel of top economists and social scientists, the People's Republic of China will overtake the United States as the world's dominant asshole by the year 2020…

    "We are seeing a changing of the asshole guard," said Andrew Freireich, noted economist and lead author of the article. "Although the U.S. will remain among the world's two or three biggest cocks through much of this century, we can now confidently project that China, with its soaring economic growth, ever-expanding cultural influence, and total disregard for basic human rights, will overtake America as King Prick Numero Uno within the next 10 years."

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    Tags: China

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