Squeezy, a True American Hero, Strikes a Blow for the Anti-Tax, Anti-Math Movement

Yo, govament! Yous cannot make Squeezy do these taxes shits this year. Yous may try all polite and shit, but, rest assured, he's a got a big fuckin' middle finger with your ass's name all over it.

And don't even think about getting the Federal Preserves involved like the bitch that yous is, because if crazy Jose's cousin can't get paid for his nickle bag, then what makes yous think that Squeezy is gonna pay yous? Yous ain't even got no lead pipe…

(via Videogum)