• Barack Obama Appeals to Wall Street to Help Rein in Wall Street

    While speaking with Wall Street at Wall Street today, President Obama urged Wall Street to join him in supporting anti-Wall Street regulation that would protect Wall Street from the corrupting influences of Wall Street…

    "Ultimately, there is no dividing line between Main Street and Wall Street. We rise or we fall together as one nation. So I urge you to join me — to join those who are seeking to pass these commonsense reforms," according to Obama's prepared remarks for a speech in New York City.

    "And I urge you to do so not only because it is in the interests of your industry, but because it is in the interests of our country."

    We don't wants it! We hates it! Must not have the reformses. Sneaky little president. Tricksy Democratses! Wicked, tricksy, false! No. Not Democratses! Yes, Democratses, false! They will cheat you, hurt Wall Street, lie! President is Wall Street's friend! Democratses is Wall Street's friends! Wall Street don't has any friends; nobody likes Wall Street! Wall Street not listening… Wall Street not listening… You're a liar and a thief. No!

    Tags: Barack Obama, Economy, Financial Reform, Money, Wall Street


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