It is a dark time for the Currency. Since the Economy has been destroyed, Imperial troops have driven the Teabagger forces from their hidden base, then watched in horror as Teabagger forces waved crazy signs on the lawn.
Evading the dreaded Imperial Starfleet, a group of freedom fighters led by Glenn Beck have established a new secret base on the remote ice world of Fox News.
The Treasury lord Tim Geithner, obsessed with finding a project that won't give everyone another excuse to make fun of him/call for his resignation, has dispatched millions (billions?) of new $100 bills into the far reaches of space…
Tags: Money, Timothy Geithner