• Porn, Nothing but Porn at the SEC


    "SEC staffers watched porn as economy crashed." That's the headline, and there's really very little else you need to know about this story: over 30 SEC employees or contractors used government computers to look at naughty websites, all the time, while the econopocalypse was unfolding. One lady visited porn sites 1,800 times in two weeks! One senior attorney spent eight hours a day downloading nudie pics!

    Sure, you can frame this as a "bad thing." Or you could acknowledge that these people have a tremendous amount of dedication. Eight hours is a long time.

    Besides, once the stock markets went all limp and wrinkly, how were they supposed to get their jollies?


    Tags: Economy, Internet, Porn, SEC, Sex

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