• John McCain's Righteous Crusade Against Miranda Rights

    Oh, jeeze! Oh, God! Oh, please! Please, please, please let the FBI agents who arrested Faisal Shahzad have read the non-convicted suspect in the failed Times Square his Supreme Court-mandated Miranda Rights! Oh, please tell me they didn't do that! For the love of God, please don't let any information that the FBI received from this suspected terrorist be legally admissible in court, because that would be a travesty of justice!

    Isn't that right, Sen. John McCain?

    "Obviously that would be a serious mistake… [Ed note: Obviously!] at least until we find out as much information we have," McCain said during an appearance on "Imus in the Morning" when asked whether the suspect, 30-year-old Faisal Shahzad, a naturalized American citizen from Pakistan.

    "Don't give this guy his miranda rights until we find out what it's all about," McCain added.

    Oh, and while we're on the subject, please tell me that this Shahzad guy is being held in an iron sarcophagus lined with sharpened spikes and heated to searing temperatures. At least until we find out what this is all about.

    Obviously, if he were not, that would be a serious mistake.

    Tags: Bill of Rights, Constitution, Crime, Don Imus, Faisal Shahzad, John McCain, Pakistan, Supreme Court, Terrorism


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