Glenn Beck — or perhaps some unearthly entity clothed in Glenn Beck's skin — on Fox and Friends, discussing the Miranda Rights of alleged Times Square car bomber Faisal Shahzad…
"He is a citizen of the United States, so I say we uphold the laws and the Constitution on citizens… If you are a citizen, you obey the law and follow the Constitution. He has all the rights under the Constitution… We don't shred the Constitution when it is popular. We do the right thing."
You weren't expecting that, were you? I don't think anybody was. I'm pretty sure when people talked about it with Beck afterward, he was like, "I said what? No, you must be mistaken. I probably said something about him being barbecued or something."
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