• Arizona Requests Predator Drones, Attack Helicopters to Keep Out Dishwashers

    Hey, look, I'm just spitballin' here, but you know what would really come in the effort to stop poor Mexicans from sneaking across the border into Arizona and stealing all our slave-labor jobs? Some fucking Predator Drones and a handful of attack helicopters.

    Oh, Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer is already all over that shit? That's cool. I'll just be sittin' here thinkin' up genius stuff. That's what I do…

    Brewer, in a letter to President Obama, asked that the National Guard reallocate reconnaissance helicopters and robotic surveillance craft to the "border states" from other parts of the country…

    The governor said that a fleet of eight to 10 Kiowa helicopters "would enable us to double our border coverage to 2,000 hours per year. To be effective, these additional aircraft must be equipped for day and night operations."… The governor also requested "wider deployment of unmanned aerial vehicles (UAVs) along our nation's southern border." UAVs are flying, remote-controlled robot drones that are widely used in Iraq and Afghanistan…

    "I am aware of how effective these assets have become in Operations Iraqi and Enduring Freedom, and it seems UAV operations would be ideal for border security and counter-drug missions," said the governor.

    Hey, wait! While we're already askin', how 'bout this idea I just thunk up? A hot tamale-seeking missile? Think about it!

    Tags: Arizona, Jan Brewer, Mexico, Military, National Guard


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