• Right-Wing Radio Host Offers Startling Revelation About Adolf Hitler's Gayness That Nobody Else Has Ever Heard Of

    Bryan Fischer isn't just conservative values radio host of prominent member of the right-wing American Family Association. Oh no! He's also an expert on history.

    Well, World War II history, specifically.

    Okay, Nazi World War II history specifically specifically.

    Um, gay Nazi World War II history specifically specifically specifically.

    Er, pulled-completely-out-of-his-ass gay Nazi World War II history specifically specifically specifically specifically. It's a niche subject, but apparently full of potential revelations. Such as…

    "So Hitler himself was an active homosexual. And some people wonder, didn't the Germans, didn't the Nazis, persecute homosexuals? And it is true they did; they persecuted effeminate homosexuals. But Hitler recruited around him homosexuals to make up his Stormtroopers, they were his enforcers, they were his thugs.

    "And Hitler discovered that he could not get straight soldiers to be savage and brutal and vicious enough to carry out his orders, but that homosexual solders basically had no limits and the savagery and brutality they were willing to inflict on whomever Hitler sent them after.

    "So he surrounded himself, virtually all of the Stormtroopers, the Browshirts, were male homosexuals."

    Also, Mussolini was on the advisory board for ACORN. It's totally true.

    (via Videogum)


    Tags: Adolf Hitler, American Family Association, Bryan Fischer, LGBT, Nazis, WWII

comments

About Us

Comedy Central's Indecision is the network's digital hub for news, politics and other jokes: we're here, we're everywhere. We're not affiliated with any television show. We're affiliated with ourselves.