Hello, future people. Today, Tom Tomorrow and your holographic teaching device will be teaching you all about America's Wankiest Generation. They're the ones that lived in the early 21st Century, and left behind them such stunning cultural artifacts as Jersey Shore, Real Housewives of New Jersey and Jersey Couture. Near as we can tell, everybody on the planet lived in New Jersey back then. Which, if you think about it, probably goes a long way toward explaining what happened to the rest of the planet…
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Tags: Constitution, Joe Lieberman, John McCain, New Jersey, Science & Technology, This Modern World