• Orly Taitz Just Might Be the Republican Nominee for California's Secretary of State (of Our Dreams)

    Orly Taitz — MechaBirther and human punchline — might actually win the GOP nomination to be California's Secretary of State tonight?! Like, for reals, might win?

    Also, Orly Taitz is running for the GOP nomination to be California's Secretary of State?! How could I not known this?

    Now she’s running for the GOP nomination for secretary of state, and with her establishment-backed primary opponent mounting a less-than-stellar campaign against her, operatives say there’s a chance she could win.

    "It'd be a disaster for the Republican party," says James Lacy, a conservative GOP operative in the state. "Can you imagine if [gubernatorial candidate] Meg Whitman and [candidate for Lt. Gov.] Abel Maldonado — both of whom might have a chance to win in November — had to run with Orly Taitz as secretary of state, who would make her cockamamie issues about Obama’s birth certificate problems at the forefront of her activities?"

    "There is no Republican candidate for statewide office that would be willing to have her campaign with them," says Adam Probolsky, a spokesman for the Orange County Republican Party.

    Well, I don't know. Maybe this is a new-and-improved, more serious-minded and sane Orly Taitz…

    Taitz is running against Damon Dunn, an African-American former professional football player. As with Obama, she’s turned to lawsuits to challenge him, arguing that Dunn’s brief time as a registered Democrat in Florida — from his playing days with the Jacksonville Jaguars — disqualifies him from the California ballot and amounts to fraud

    Yaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!!!! Orly Taitz is my favorite insane person who is running for the GOP nomination to be California's Secretary of State in the world!


    Tags: Birthers, California, Florida, Football, Orly Taitz, Republicans, Sports

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