Jesse Spano, from a very special episode of the early-'90s sitcom Saved by the Bell…
"Accidents happen a lot with oil companies, then they just slip out of being responsible for them."
I'm trying to track down the episode of Family Matters in which Urkel had that monologue about the dangers of improperly researched or safeguarded deep water drilling. No luck so far.
Tags: BP, Corporations, Energy & Oil, Environment, Television