Rumor Mill: Sandra Bullock Will Win The Troops Choice for "Entertainer of the Year" at Spike's Guys Choice Awards

Obviously, the important political news that everybody is talking about today is speculation over who will win The Troops Choice for "Entertainer of the Year" at Spike's Guys Choice Awards this Sunday at 10pm / 9c. (Joe Barton apologizing to a British mega-corporation on behalf of America is yesterday's news. Literally.)

A lot of people think it might be The Situation's year. Others think that blue lady from Avatar will be taking home the golden antlers. The long money is on that guy who pretends to be a yo-yo expert to get on television soft news shows. But I happen to have it on good authority that the winner will be none other than America's sweetheart Sandra Bullock.

Why do I say that? Well, I've been following the trade papers (the "troop" papers, I mean*), calling in favors from people I know at the White House and at Spike, rummaging through General Petraeus' garbage. Also, I saw this video on Spike's website…

Good work, The Troops! You all got together and voted for somebody who seems like a pretty classy lady.

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