Elena Kagan Is a Republican Plant!

You know, we've been trying for the longest time to figure out who Elena Kagan looks like, and it just came to us: conservative columnist David Frum.

And, come to think of it, have you ever seen them in the same room at the same time? What does that tell you?

Hey, we're not accusing anyone of secretly being anyone else. We're just asking questions like good patriotic Americans. Compare the "two" people for yourself…

She's actually a little more attractive than memory serves, huh?