Quote Unquote: Our First Female President

Washington Post columnist Kathleen Parker shares an opinion that someone over at the Washington Post's thought was an acceptable thing to publish in its supposedly non-satire newspaper…

"If Bill Clinton was our first black president, as Toni Morrison once proclaimed, then Barack Obama may be our first woman president."

But don't worry. She totally backs up her case in a way that isn't entirely embarrassing. Look, she even uses the phrase "rhetorical-testosterone deficit." There's a reason that she has been proclaimed the Post's first bag-of-hammers columnist.

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