Sen. Lindsey Graham — 54 years old, never married, fey — addresses rumors that he just invented that he is dating a certain Latin pop star…
"Like maybe I’m having a clandestine affair with Ricky Martin. I know it's really gonna upset a lot of gay men — I'm sure hundreds of ’em are gonna be jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge — but I ain't available. I ain't gay. Sorry."
It's not the part about him being unmarried in his fifties and precious as a bag of decorative porcelain hammers that makes me question his assertions. It's the part about him being a Republican. Nowadays, I just assume it until its proven otherwise. And he's not doing much to convince me.
(via The War Room)
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