From the Pork Barrel: The Eternal Yaf and Yang of Conservativism

* Awesome new conservative group a full vowel and consonant away from deviant sexual behavior. So much improvement, guys!

* Democrats take a page out of Republican playbook this election cycle: Run on FEAR (of Republicans)!

* Nevada primary election decided with card game instead of standard racism.

* HealthCare.gov loves Diddy, vodka.

* NRA is supposedly maybe going to endorse Harry Reid over Sharron "I Have the 2nd Amendment Tattooed on The Inside of My Eyelids" Angle.

* The Onion: Restoration of 'Star Spangled Banner' Uncovers Horrifying New Verses

* Somebody over at Slate is a real fucking killjoy.

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