• Race the Top of Florida's Mt. Haggard

    It appears as though the two candidates for the GOP's gubernatorial nomination in Florida are currently battling over who loves gays more. Hey, that's kind of sweet, huh?

    Except, no, it's not. It's the exact opposite

    The Republican candidates for governor in Florida are currently in the midst of accusing each other of being pro-gay, with Rick Scott blasting Bill McCollum for his ties to "pro-homosexual rights" Rudy Giuliani. McCollum aides fired back to the St. Petersburg Times the information that Scott invests in a Latino social-networking site, QuePasa.com, that (like, say, Facebook) includes gay groups.

    "You love gays more!" "No, you totally love them more!" "You love them so much you want to be the governor Iowa so you can gay marry them all." "Well, you love them so much that you're an openly homophobic conservative bigot."

    Point and match.

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    Tags: Florida, Haggard's Law, LGBT, Republicans, Rick Scott


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