• Get Ready to Learn Your Brains Out at Glenn Beck University!

    I have a pretty embarrassing confession to make. I went to college. Worse than that, even. I studied the materials that my professors asked me to study, and I did pretty okay on the tests they designed for me, and I passed almost all of my classes. It actually got to the point where they said to me, "You have learned enough of what we wanted to teach you, and now you may graduate and leave this school."

    Yeah, I know. It's a shame that I carry around with me every day. If I could go back and take it all away, believe me, I would. Well, I can't do that. But, luckily, I have just discovered pretty much the next best thing

    Beck University is a unique academic experience bringing together experts in the fields of religion, American history and economics. Through captivating lectures and interactive online discussions, these experts will explore the concepts of Faith, Hope and Charity and show you how they influence America’s past, her present and most importantly her future.

    Wow! That sounds like effective means of neutralize the education I suffered at the hands of lamestream academia. I can feel the critical thinking skills dripping out of my skull already! And that's great, because I'm gonna need all the space I can find for storing all this mawkish dogmatic patriotism I've been collecting.

    Tags: Education, Glenn Beck


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