World Cup Fever: Don't Worry, It's Almost Over

By now, you've probably heard that Germany's controversial cephalopoid goalkeeper let a crucial Spanish goal through, and ruined the Fatherland's dream of ruining La Madre Patria's dream of finally going to the World Cup finals finally for once.

So, on Sunday, we'll get to see Spain go up against the Nertherlands for all of la canicas, which is Spanish for "the marbles." (I could have said, "de knikkers," but I don't speak Dutch so goed.)

Finally, Spain will have satisfaction for that whole Eighty Years War thing. And this should only feel about half as long.

Tags: Animals, Germany, Netherlands, Soccer, Spain, Sports