Are you tired of hearing all that supposed "history" these so-called "professors" at these alleged "universities" are make-believingly "teaching"?
Of course you are! Because you are a patriot, and, as such, you are the Greatest American Hero in the Universe. So, here is your history. A hero's history…
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