• Glenn Beck Says He Is Maybe Going Blind

    Seems to me that Glenn Beck says a lot of things. And, hey, a subset them are even true, so who knows…

    Good for you, Glenn Beck. It's a real inspiration to see that your impending blindness from macular dystrophy has not affected your ability to make offhanded jerked-off snipes at universal health care. If you'd have allowed that to happen, then the macular dystrophy would truly have won.*


    * For the record, I sincerely hope that Glenn Beck does not go blind from macular dystrophy. I also sincerely hope that he is not swallowed whole by a giant snake while hiking through a South American rain forest.

    Tags: Glenn Beck, Health, Health Care


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