Good news, Kosovo! The UN World Court just ruled that you're a real country now!
Remember how you were in 1999 — all bombed out and needy? Remember that?
You've come a long way, buddy.
Now please please please stop letting Chechnya and East Timor borrow your car. Those guys are just going to drag you back into that old breakaway region spiral. At least make them throw down some collateral. An agriculture ministry, or a mountain or something.
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