Hey, have you heard the good news? Turns out that gay conservative pastor Ted Haggard who was caught having multiple gay sex encounters with a gay sex male prostitute isn't gay after all…
Mr. Haggard said that is ridiculous. He portrays his encounter with the prostitute as a massage that went awry and said he doesn't have same-sex attractions. He dismisses as a "witch hunt" the findings of his former church that he engaged in a pattern of misconduct, including sordid talk and inappropriate relationships. (He said his only fault was cracking a few crude jokes.)
Aw, that's so nice to know. Glad he finally decided to set the record straight. So, in honor of his brave admission of having done nothing wrong, here's a collection of some of our favorite moments of the Daily Show reporting on Haggard and his fellow non-gay conservative anti-gay crusaders…
November 6, 2006: Ted Haggard
More incidents of Haggard's Law after the jump.
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May 6, 2010: George Rekers
September 10, 2007: Larry Craig
August 7, 2007: Bob Allen
March 16, 2010: Angelo Balducci
October 2, 2006: Mark Foley
Tags: Catholic Church, Christianity, Conservatives, Family Research Council, George Rekers, Haggard's Law, House of Representatives, Larry Craig, LGBT, Religion, Republicans, Senate, Ted Haggard