Sarah Palin Not in Last Place in New Hampshire Poll, Which Is Itself Some Kind of Victory Over Reason

There's good news and bad news for Sarah Palin.

The bad news is that, according to a new poll of New Hampshire voters — who, as we all know, have way too much say over who gets to run for president in this country for some reason — she's currently running fifth amongst fellow GOP nominee hopefuls, behind not just Mike Huckabee and Mitt Romney but also novelty-candidate Ron Paul and that dog who rides a lawnmower.*

The good news is that she's beating Mitch Daniels, whoever that is.**

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^{* I was very disappointed to learn his stance on gay marriage.}

^{** Just kidding. I know who Mitch Daniels is. I just don't care who Mitch Daniels is.}

Tags: Indiana, Mike Huckabee, Mitch Daniels, Mitt Romney, New Hampshire, Polls, Ron Paul, Sarah Palin